i love that youre following in my footsteps.. pissing yourself on your birthday is an honor and a privlege
No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
When I was drunk texting him about three ways he seemed more interested in just seeing me. And that's when I knew something was wrong with him
I just wrote a love letter to my weed and texted it to my cousin. I can't say it any differently. It happened.
Came home to my roommate drinking a 40 in the shower. Chugging with his hair still fully shampoo'd.
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
Can't. Way too high. Forgot how to operate doors. Stuck outside.Come get me.
I'm hungover and eating lunch at an elementary school. The children are barking. Litrealy barking, like dogs.
He stood next to me peeing as I was puking behind a car in the parking lot, telling me how much he loved me. On the other hand, he loves me!
WHY CANT I FIND JUST A NORMAL DISNEY LOVING MAN TO PAINT WITH ALL THE COLORS OF THE WIND WITH!!
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
Too high to wash a dish but just high enough for a kitchen fire
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