I've heard semen is good for your skin though, so that pimple on my chin should clear right up.
I don't remember which guy I met at the bar is coming to pick me up. It will be like my birthday surprise.
He said I was the smartest girl he had ever dated, that should have been a sign from the beginning
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
Technically this isn't a church so we could have been drinking this whole time.
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
Okay! I've got my sketchbook, my purse, my coat, and a knife hidden in my cleavage. I'm ready for to meet my blind date~
you pulled down your pants to convince a girl you were god
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
Need to spend sober time with him while fully clothed. I can't decide if he's a seriously amazing man or a complete fucking dickbag.
This is me not judging you for what a fine line you draw between the two.
FUCK. EVERYONE MAKE MY CONTACT NAME DADDY ISSUES
Dude how much would someone have to pay you to get you to slide your vagina across a bald man's head because Honestly I'd do it for the experience alone. but money would be nice too\n\nI'm thinkin like 500 bucks. Maybe 700
Why are you like this.
You just kept mumbling about the carpet being covered in stains that looked like the face of God. Until you decided that they were closer in relation to Dumbledore.
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
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