Fantastic night. drank beer from a wine bottle, danced on a van, chased a llama, and fell from a fence
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
I was so high I couldn't tell if they were goosebumps or herpes.
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
cum and cheesecake for breakfast...don't fucking tell me pride week isn't awesome
My cab driver just texted me 'goodnight beautiful'. I think my 'desperate for a guy phase' has just moved into a fuck my life phase.
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
Wake up, take the dog to the trails, puke in the woods. More days should start like this.
It's now 8:05 on a Wednesday night and I'm already going home with my bra in my purse.
Still stoned. I like your bong. It can stay. No others, though.
Car is still out of commission. Looks like it's Grape Nuts and scotch for dinner.
I'm so jealous of your sex life. You know it's awesome when thinking about the sex you had last night brings you tears of joy.
*swallows 40 gallons of heavy water and astral projects into buzzfeed* Top Ten Reasons Why I Am God
We went to the midnight donut shop and you hopped the counter and told everyone to "Get the Fuck out of your Bar" but to also "Make yourselves at home".
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