do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
She asked how far humans have gone into a volcano because they did in spy kids. She was serious.
It's been over a month and I still can't find the bra I wore out on new years eve.
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
It's kind of sad that your greatest accomplishment today is that you stood up and didn't fall down.
they found her hiding behind the couch trying to feed a cabbage patch doll a bottle of tequila. please tell me she's on birth control.
You were rubbing sand all over yourself and everyone else and claiming you were "EXFOLIATING."
I'm driving up the street and can't tell if my ears are actually about to pop or not.
A solid 8.5 on the baked meter, I need to stop.
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
you closed your eyes and pointed to a cupboard..there was vodka on the top shelf. your sixth sense is amazing. plus, we convinced the foreign kid you're a booze whisperer
I'd have paid money to see Cookie Monster playing with a vibrator
My logic for bringing him home was, he's in law school so odds are he wouldn't kill me.
Powdered alcohol is a real thing now. Move over crystal light... Water bottles rejoice!!
Remember when I was real fucked up and said I would give up utensils and only use chopsticks for lent?...just got the reminder on my phone.
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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