Okay, I have a threesome with foreigners and suddenly I'm a man-whore
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
What is a reasonable amount of condoms to keep in my condom wallet without it being creepy that I have too many?
I just ate four packages of Swiss Rolls. Being high and on food stamps is AHmazing.
I was at that stage of drunk where it seemed appropriate to just make out with everyone. As like a greeting.
I hear you
he got all sad that i was going to fuck his roommate, so i just asked him if it would make him feel better if I let him motor boat me. i am such a saint.
Do you have paint?
Paint? I wish
OMG WHAT ARE YOU DOING
He taped a champagne bottle to both his hands and called himself edward champagne hands. At one point he poured some on his lap and said " Just needed to make sure my dick got some too"
He told me he felt like he was just pistol-whipped by Testicle Man.
She broke up with me. I guess I was in the most chaste lesbian relationship in the history of the world and had no idea.
you face planting the wall was epic
did you at least save my tooth
when some dude came up to you and said he didn't like your shirt you just looked at him and firmly asked if he really thought that you gave a fuck.
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