it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
When we were fucking, you could hear the beer sloshing around in my stomach
you kept telling everyone that you were the mayor of silverware town
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
I've never had a woman show me her venereal disease results in a bar before.
hotel security told us you walked into the hotel with blood all over your dress, weren't wearing any underwear and were escorted back by three men who were believed to be "homosexuals".
Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
She just broke down showed up grabbed a beer said fuck it pulled off her fake eyelashes looked at my roommate and said we need to break up you're a nice guy and I'm a whore
Where the hell did all of these gingers come from? It's like they crawled out of their shame-caves for st Patrick's day.
I figure that my generation of my family needs an alcoholic. I'll take that burden.
No more morning sex. Just for once, my vagina would like to go to work bone-dry and bone-free.
Nope. I've found you care about two things in life: your momma and spreading your seed.
Dude, do you think he'd be pissed if he found out that I always reference him as my starter husband?
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
She was blowing air into green onions and tying knots in them to make "balloons"
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