Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
I think I took your hangover as a birthday present
Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
Hey guys. This is Daniel texting on mayas phone. if she called you and told you that i made her have sex with me in my doghouse with my dog present that wasn't true.... so dont spread that.
My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
I just had a Brazilian done for this guy. He's getting first-date sex whether he wants it or not.
Did I crawl through the hotel lobby all the way to our room?
"I gave a guy a handjob last night, on a dog bed, inside a fireplace. It's going to be a good year."
They need 20 oz Capri suns with liquor. Douches need to grow up with their clients
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
It's funny that when I fall down as an adult I'm so much happier no one saw than that I'm not seriously hurt.
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
EW FUCK GROSS GODDAMMIT I WENT DOWNSTAIRS AND MY GODDAMN BROTHER WAS FINGERING SOME GIRL ON THE FLOOR DOESN'T HE KNOW HE FUCKING LIVES WITH PEOPLE
Like do I send him a nude to ease his mind off his brother having a stroke? I'm not very good with words when it comes to consoling... I would be a terrible mother.
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
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