Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
I will one day have loud vengeance sex as my revenge against you. Until then I'm just going to sit in the living room playing John Mayer while you're trying to do it.
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
I used to not like fucking fat girls but with her gut clapping against her boobs, its like a standing ovation ever time.
I feel like my uterus is decaying in my body
it was like vegas minus all of the penis and death threats
I am coping with the snow storm with beer and shots of jack. If I were outside in shorts I might be able to pass as a Canadian.
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
I just told my mother my "if there are drugs I'm only taking them if I don't have to pay" rule and witnessed her perception of my shatter and crumble behind her eyes.
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
The spirit of America is being too hungover to celebrate America right?
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
I thought the first time I got peed on it would be by a baby...
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