Sometimes when I whip my dick out it looks REAL impressive. This, was NOT one of those times.
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
He went bowling in his bathroom.. And shattered the toilet.
Idea for the cake. Joints for candles. Do it.
I'm at about main and main street
She literally just cut half her hair off because she's tired of asking someone to hold it back when shes drunk and puking.
you never texted me what you wanted from the store so I got a piece of chicken and bottle of tequila. if you want anything else you are on your own.
styled my pubes into a mustache as a surprise. Thought you should know
Why is there a video on my phone of us trying to snort a line of Reeces Pieces with you chanting "This is how fat girls party"?
I tried to have sex on someone's sisters horse last night
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
Does being an adult mean drunkenly signing for your tax return from a foreign country? If so, I've reached adulthood.
She proceeded to flip everyone off then open a Heineken with her teeth.
Everyone thinks it's an okay idea now until I'm overdoing it on the vodka/clubs, dancing on a table, trying to make out with the groom.
Drunk me bought a cell phone last week and began texting sober me. The conversation between the two is still on going.
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