Too bad it's not "confirm, ignore or not unless I've had 20+ beers"
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
I literally just wrote "I'm sorry" in my blue book, got up and walked out
He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
Now if u will excuse me I have to go prep my vagina for this amazing sex filled weekend I'm about to encounter
This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
You proceeded to get into a playground school bus and yell "all aboard to Margaritaville!"
Well I have rug burns in both armpits, somehow. So yes you should have been here
You gave your one night stand my number. I told him you left for your sex change an hour ago.
Go to a building you've never been before and take a shit. It's marvelous
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
He has no idea I'm scrolling through Instagram while he's going down on me. I'm so bored.
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
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