I just saw a girl walk by me wearing a "kiss me I'm pro choice" shirt. Is that a signal for easy access?
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
And it looks like I sent you 4 failed attempts at the word "hey." Sorry about that.
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
She proposed we share a dildo. Hopefully she was joking.
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
I just shotgunned a beer and my lipstic didnt BUDGE. MERICUHH
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
Sometimes I look at her and just start choking. She is that much of an evil entity.
I just threw up into a baby carriage. There was a baby in it.
If I'm legally allowed to go to jail than I should legally be allowed to tell a cop to fuck off. Basic principles.
Yea, but did you really have to throw a sandwich at him??
Babe, I'm gunna be straight with you. When you act like a dick it makes me regret not fucking my manager last week.
Two words: nipple clamps
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