She's JV to your varsity
Did you ever feel like going into a planned parenthood and performing an abortion in front of them?
Umm..who the fuck is this?
Oh shit
so i gave him head in the movie theater last night. thought we were alone til I heard the clapping from the other side of the theater after he'd finished.
I almost puked on my graduation application. perfect.
Then she said I give the best mouth hugs and bar went silent.
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
She seriously left me for a guy that likes his own statuses on facebook.....
I woke up at 4 am to a guy curled up in the fetal position sobbing in our front yard. Oh college.
It's a beautiful day to be high as fuck
sweet Jesus, who thought 13 martinis was a good idea? 11 was probably sufficient.
Whelp, I woke up on the front lawn this morning. I have got to stop wearing these underwear. Every time I do, I end up puking in someone's greenery.
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
Yeah, let's go with that. Fuck that weak moment of complete honesty I just had.
I just had a legitimate orgy. Wearing glowsticks.
Randomize
