You up for the gym tonight after work?
I'm up for a light workout and a nice yog.
Fair enough, I'm gonna hit it hard today.
Chris Brown style, or less felonious?
Haha, all felonious.
so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
i found him! he's on the front porch using a bag of potting soil as a pillow. i forgot i left him there.
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
We hit a golf ball off Brady's ass. His dignity flew away into the night.
I woke up this morning to a lot of blurry photos of a swan i must have chased down the riverbank and a handbag full of loose haribo.
His grandpa picked him up. Brought him to the house. And made him clean the puke off the driveway with a broom and a bucket of water.
Looked like a bag of smashed assholes and smelt like a brewery - still got morning sex. Marriage rules sometimes!
im half tempted just to scoot up to him and whisper "I'm not wearing underwear" but idk if thats a heartfelt apology
You have set the bar insurmountably high with apple pie and buttsex.
I showered three hours ago and yet feel the need for another one already. This is my day.
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