So for his birthday I'm planning on doing what stripper did when she put the matches on her nipples..lights them n makes him blow them out..SEE I AM dating material.
I never want to see another naked old woman again.
I just saw a homeless guy on rollerblades; I don't think I've ever felt sorrier for someone in my life.
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
MIND BOGGLER: batman and jesus are the same person. Think about it.
I left my toothbrush at her house. This is getting way too serious for me.
I'm going to fuck my way out of the friend zone if its the last thing I do
I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
they just started filling water ballons with vodka.
on my way.
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
So he drunk messaged me last night telling me he wants a baby. Think I should call his bluff?
REWARD BLOWJOB!! STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE I'LL BE THERE IN FIVE MINUTES.
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
Definitely accidentally brought drugs into Disneyland. Considering using them.
Randomize