i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
Sober Sundays just aren't working out anymore.
Just came out of my room at 8 AM to find 2 pounds of raw hamburger and a half eaten cake strewn across the hallway. And I'm not surprised at all.
Bjs on a first date are the gateway to getting to know someone for who they really are.
All I know is she walked in crying with a bag of limes and a bottle of tequila and has been locked in her room blasting lil wayne ever since.
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
He just ranted to some customer about fourth of July being ruined and I just shouted USA the whole time in the background. It was kinda epic
My dad found my bra hanging from my rear view mirror. Happy long weekend.
Nothing says I'm committed to you for all eternity like letting him wear crocs to the wedding
Ugh I don't want to adult today. I need like a dozen more coffees. Or cookies. They're interchangeable.
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