Call me when you're up
Great dream, you were in it
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
Aqua-barf. When you are about to puke in the toilet but pass out face first instead...and then puke. WITH YOUR FACE IN THE BOWL. There is no escaping the puke ring you have on your face. I know first hand.
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
At least I'm doing lines with a notecard. That counts for something right
I'm currently giving my drug dealer relationship advice. He's a nice guy and all but I'm really just hoping I get some free weed
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
wtf I can't believe that bar tender told on me to my mom
I can insert a female catheter, but I cannot grill a cheese.
I find celibacy oppressive. Huge waste of my time and talents.
That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
I did not marry a roomba.
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