just got my tax refund and at bell. how do you say i want a grand worth of 5 layer burritos in spanish?
Whoever said that a man can only cum up to 8 times a day is a fucking liar...or was never on adderall
Ok... I'm a little jealous... Grab her pig tails and ride her like a jet ski. Making motor noises is optional.
Golf group in front of us has 2 hooker caddies. One guy was getting a lap dance as he waited to tee off. Only in vegas.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
THERE ARE SO MANY ALCOHOLS IN MY BLOOD RIGHT NOW
wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
I climbed out a window to pee last night because i thought i was locked in the room... Then crawled back in and went to bed. The poor neighbors.
Taking a walk while tripping face during Halloween time was a bad idea. I started crying bc I was so scared and hide in the parks playground.
admittedly, geting that drunk in front of my last two exes wasnt a good idea
probably didn't help that you cheated on them with each other either
Well the cops were called after the kid fell, but we saw 4 cute guys from our window while it was going down, so it wasn't all that bad.
Best single mom victory - getting eaten out in my dodge caravan in the hospital parkade at midnight.Three words: screaming multiple orgasms.
Randomize
