the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
I haven't been "cry when you eat ben and jerrys" high in a while.
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
Homecoming wouldn't be the same without all the drunk old people puking on the street.
We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
There's some drunk girl alone in the field, she looks like she could use some help.
Also it's only fair that you know that that girl is me.
She just face-timed her mom and had her watch all of us toast to her grandmas tits..
I would have been the big man on campus...just flop my wang out on the table and how them what they were gonna deal with if they dropped the soap
My card got declined when I tried to buy dippin dots at 2 am, the lady gave them to me for free because "I looked like I needed them."
Guess who isn't pregnant with a random sex ocean baby?!?!
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
Hello my rib-scented angel!
Well, my mom found the ball gag and whip. Looks like I'm never going home again.
I can't hangout tonight, I have a phone sex appointment at 10
Like I thought me shitting my pants was bad today... Then the election happened.
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