three words: i give head
three words: not that well
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
Dreamed I made out with a stranger after falling out of a car, let's make this happen tonight.
Well I tried to call you. I was convinced my body was made of wood. But the Xmas lights in my room helped
Btw before you ask, the dr said there's no way shoving his dick that far down my throat is why i got laryngitis
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
You remember the guy they called Meat in high school? Well, let's just say my vagina remembers him now.
Sneaking the vodka in was the easy part.. listening to medley of puking in the porta pottys was not
When are your genitals available?
When I got home he was in his underpants on the couch, eating pop tarts and crying while watching Voltron.
Fuck it, I'm going to make my own dick pic album since iOS 10 won't do it for me.
So uh... Did you mail me business cards that describe my profession as "tortured soul"?
we got cockblocked by his mom again...its like she has a radar on me
please stop trying to sleep with him
Randomize
