I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
i was holding a cup in her face for her to throw up in while screaming THIS IS THE DEFINITION OF FRIENDSHIP
I made mike pull over so I could lay in the grass. He made me get up cuz I looked dead and people were passing. It was like 6:30am.
It's a goat... but where the fuck did it come from?
I can only use one eye at a time. And if I want to listen, I have to close both of them.
During sex his mom asks from the other side of the door, "Do you like avocados?" Who doesn't like avocados?
I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
You've never really lived until you tell someone you have an STD over snap chat.
She said she wouldn't get out of hand. When the cops showed up she jumped off the 4ft high porch and fell into a ditch. She then buried herself because she was wearing light pants and though the light from the cops flashlights would reflect off her pants. We couldn't find her for 40 minutes.
I just want the relationship Bob and Linda Belcher have- is that too much to ask?!
His fucking flight got canceled because the president stopped at the airport he was flying out of... Fuckin Obama literally just cock blocked me
Also you know what's irritating? When the guy you're sleeping with refuses to like any of your Instagram posts
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
i don't like interrupting booty calls. thats just rude.
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