Can someone please explain to me why I woke up looking like Ziggy Stardust
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
He didn't seem too mad about the puke on the side of his car. You still have a chance.
I'll bring the barf blanket just in case.
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
Note to self: You can't deep fry cheese-its.
that's probably because you left your arm in the fishtank for 90% of the night
I'm in the "I'd rather have Carbs than Dick phase" part of my Life right now. YOU tell me how much Skinny Sex I'm having.
There's a stoned dwarf chilling in the basement here. Maybe there are redeemable qualities about this place.
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
I made it crystal clear I'm only upset because he's not anywhere fit to be a father of my unborn zygote
If he cant deal with my insomnia and sex drive I really feel sorry for his child and ex fiance. Adulthood breakups are depressing.
it's the international house of making me almost fucking shit myself
Wait, I'm confused. I EMPTIED the bottle? as in consumed it? I'm impressed with myself.
Randomize
