Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
dude she wont stop talking about little people big world...she said my penis looked like zach roloff and took a picture with her phone?
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
She just asked me if I was going to kiss her cat goodby too... This is why we don't stay till last call.
I think I ruined Robin and Mikes anniversary. I walked in on them fucking, accidentally broke the necklace he gave her, and I stole the keg from their party. Not in that order
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
couldn't find my pants so i stole a pair of shorts from the passed out kid in the corner.
Well I was going to go home but vodka happened.
I feel like every time I get the courage to masturbate to a guy from Game of Thrones, they kill him off.
We need a full length mirror. I just ate it trying to look at my shoes on the toilet. But aside from a arm bruise I'm good to go
I mean, on what planet are nipples suppose to look like that?
just woke up to an abnormally swollen ankle (broken, perhaps?) and a shirtless man with the most beautiful abs I've ever seen sleeping on my floor.
is your ankle ok??
WHY IS HE ON THE FLOOR. SINCE WHEN DOES BLACKOUT ME ALSO COCKBLOCK ME
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
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