**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
well. it's seven AM and i'm too high to hula hoop.
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
he let me duct tape his mouth because i said it was my fetish, i really just wanted him to shut up
Just got a lecture from Dad about how I need to be more responsible and start buying my weed in larger quantities so that i can save money. Like he was serious and kind of disappointed in me for not adapting to his method earlier.
I didnt realize we were having a competition in poor decision making skills
how else could I explain the last few years
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
We call her skankles because she's a skank and she has cankles, I thought that was obvious
"Do You Wanna Build a Snowman" came on while I was riding his dick. I had to take a moment.
When he was going down on me I referred to him as "Lord Snow" and HE GOT IT. HE GOT THE GAME OF THRONES REFERENCE. I AM IN LOVE
I'm disgusted with myself. I feel like I need 10 boxes of Summer's Eve and a baptism.
My mom and sister were over. When my drunk roommate came home, he yelled "GOT BITCHES IN MY CONDO"
At one point my little brother was Rocky Balboa'd by a stripper's tit
imagine the bill from school house rock beating the shit outta you
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