Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
I just used celery as a chaser. That's the level of my refrigerator.
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
She sucked my dick while i watched james bond. And they say marriage sucks
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
So I think I might just embrace the awkwardness and say he fingerblasted her cause thats the greatest word in existence
I started having a bad trip because I closed my eyes and got lost in a forest of patterns and I knew my mom would be upset.
I threw a dessert topping at a baby tonight so drink up! If you stay sober tonight I will be very disappointed in you.
I don't know man. I fell outside Pizza Hut and an employee had to perform first aid. But I think I got free pizza. So it was worth it.
Her name was Danica but I felt like it would be hard to say drunk so I called her Shelby
I wiped my ass with a McDonalds wrapper. I've hit an all time low. Sorry for my impatience
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
I broke my dick don't ask me how I need help putting in a catheter so I can piss.
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