look to my right... shes dancing like she's playing dance dance revolution and her character is a retarded, drunken moose
is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
I've never played a more sexually-tense game of Uno in my life.
Had a student tell me he misses the old Four Loko. He's in 7th grade. No one is allowed to claim I started drinking too young ever again.
Apperanlty I was screaming "It's hard to swim with a broken ankle sir" and then tackled the lifeguard. The joys of blackouts
Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college
He has in a pan: ten pieces of bacon, two cloves of garlic, an egg (not scrambled or hard boiled, just an egg) and frozen corn.
Whoever decided to wrap my shins in duck tape owes me new leg hair.
Judge me...This apron fits PERFECTLY when I have no clothes on
Who said I was judging? More like congratulating.
i'll booty call him tonight after the radiohead concert, that way he can see his favorite band and his favorite vagina all in one night.
You have amazing self restraint. If there was one thing I could learn from you, that wouldn't be it. I love my life as it is.
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
I will show up on your front porch in a wet t shirt and some mac and cheese
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
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