Ok never mind. Thought i pooped my pants for a second. False alarm.
This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
Just passed an anti-circumcision dude with a sign. Handing-out-bibles guy has been officially one-upped.
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
I woke up at 3am, my head in a toilet, still at the kegger, wearing a random cowboy hat.
I actually took a sword out of your hands. You were samurai slashing lemons to make chasers.
At least I can pee in a cup like a champ at this point
i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
You know what, don't even answer. Just promise me you'll go to the Corner of Shame when you get home.
I sent her a picture of Richard Nixon and said "these are the only dick pics I send".
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
She called a 10 year old handsome and we gave her a look that was equal parts confused and “what the hell is wrong with you”
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