Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
i told my doctor i had 3 partners and one unprotected.. shes a cute little indian lady i couldnt break her heart
you're bored at work aren't you?
I'm toying with the idea of beating off under my desk
I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
i'm watching the draft and making cookies. how am i still single?
I looked her in the eye and told her I was 'balls deep' in love with her...She said that wasn't saying much. Time to drink away the sadness...
Just saw my bank statement. It literally goes liquor store pizza place liquor store pizza place bar bar bar liquor store pizza place 711 for snacks withdrawl for drugs rinse and repeat
A guy is going to be inside me and I'm gunna start singing "I am stuck on your penis, cause your penis is stuck in meeee!"
God, you're amazing. I just want to hang out with you in the nude and watch Monty Python movies whilst we quip about how comedians just aren't as funny anymore.
Credit for originality. Points off for a mild to moderate creepy factor.
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
Have you ever had to act sober and talk to an authority figure in a coconut bra? Because it is just as degrading as you would imagine.
still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.
GIIIIRL I AM STONED AF AND I HAVE A HOMEMADE POT PIE IN THE OVEN THIS PARTY IS LIT.
Maybe life is about finding the person you DO want to cuddle with after they rail you like a porn star
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
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