I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
we're almost there. Shes pounding on the car window telling the nurse whos on a smoke break to fuck off.
You are such a cockblock sometimes
You NEED a cockblock sometimes
Fucking her was like skydiving commando in a flightsuit made of kittens
In the wise words of Scar: "be prepared."
Do you think Scar was a Boy Scout?
He's so urbane and sleek; so aesthetically chiseled, having endless features to offer me whenever I desire.
Are you fucking a guy or a condo building?
I think if my mom ever finds out about my nipple piercings I'll just be like "mom, tbh it's a sex thing"
Bro i pulled the fucking willy wonkas gold ticket of ratchets the other night this chick was a real treat god bless her
I spilled a whole plate of queso and salsa on my bed so I'm just eating it off my sheets with chips. How's your night going?
I had to fake it. He was punching my vagina like it owed him money and enough was enough.
He kept referring to my giving him head as a new level in our relationship and acting sentimental
You gave him a bj, not a kidney
Did you fill my inhaler with tequila?
Yeah, so?
Do the security cameras outside your house capture sound? If so your whole family is going to hear me describe my threesome
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
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