You work out of a Hotel?
The girl I brought home was really impressed with the pile of blow you were doing while watching "Intervention."
I was wasted and lost so I called the cops and asked for directions. It seemed logical at the time
He shit in the bushes next to the pool at the Venetian, after throwing up in the hallway. You really can do anything in Vegas.
i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
apparently i told her i wouldn't press charges if she brought me food.
Also, I am ligit concerned that I might compulsively start collecting vibrators like Pokemon.
You screamed at oncoming traffic , "five dollars to punch this guy in taint!".
List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
The one time my sister did shrooms she thought she was thumbalina. I can't live my life that way
He was standing in the living room wearing a Donald Trump wig and looking very disappointed
DO NOT FUCK YOUR ENGAGED GAY NEIGHBOR!
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
Naptime over. I've got fresh contacts and tequila. RAAAAAAGE!
Yoooooo, the fat magician married the chick I dumped a beer on after I got pissed he was flirting with her in front of me
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