Remember that night when i almost got you arrested? Is that funny yet?
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
I was about to go down on her and her dong flopped out and hit me in the chin. This may have a Nam like post-traumatic-stress-disorder effect on me.
I can't get a boner in the bathroom of a buffet.
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
You have to figure out where to put this turtle dude
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
BUT YOU MUST FINISH YOUR QUEST
TO FIND THE HOLY GRAIL
AND GET DRUNK OFF YOUR ASS BY DRINKING OUT OF IT
I gave the bike taxi guy a blowjob because I didn't have any cash. College.
I'm just impressed that you can puke without losing your gum
You tried to stop drinking but then she started feeding you tequila with a spoon. You were like an adorable baby bird.
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
You know you're getting old when you pick up hot sorority girls at the bar, and they write down their phone number, and under it 'we're great babysitters!'
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