Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
you didnt remember my name all night. you kept referring to me as "the blonde with the fat ass"
hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
he went up stairs with nothing on but calvin klein's and an eskimo hat, said hi to her dad, got a doughnut, and left like it was an everyday thing
My lower body still feels like its been through a garbage disposal and a trash compactor. In that order.
Sorry if this is weird, but please don't have sex in my truck. I get to be the first...
How bad is it that I'm banned from all of your family functions due to sleeping w/ both your brother and sister and they both hate me for pursing a relationship with either of them.
She's calming us down by shoving oreos in our mouths
I mean, the sex was awesome last weekend, but I didn't even imagine I'd reached ovarian rupture status.
You wanna get laid? Be a female for once and stop bending nails to impress guys.
Whiskey and tits go great with anything. Especially fire.
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
Officially hit an ultimate low today. I was so hung-over I threw up on the ground in front of the jousting display in the London tower. But on a positive note, Brits are very understanding when you vomit on their history.
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