he was like "finding out that arrested development was cancelled" bad
I don't think he's ever woke up with a paraplegic stripper sitting on his face before.
I wonder if I could sublet my bathtub to anyone.
Just know that as we speak i am injecting vodka into gushers
i think i left a case of beer in your dryer
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
By far the fardest thing to do drunk is open a band aid
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
Last night I had a dream that I changed my last name to Vodka. what does that say about my life?
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
Randomize