My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
she's laying in my bed with an ice pack on her vagina. how do you think it went?
I sent him a pic of my tits.. All he said was, "oh your sun burn"
NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
during a bj, his alarm went off and he said "At the buzzer"
Me and him were fist fighting in the back of the cab and I offered the driver a 100% tip to call him an asshole. I don't know why.
I told her my hands were paint brushes and her vagina was my canvas
I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
Wearing the 'Let's Party' thong feels weird without you...
Do you remember trying to make pizzas with the domino workers last night...while trying to speak their language with them.. spanish?
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
The wine is franzia the food is cheese puffs there is a canoe full of beer and the andre glasses are mason jars glued to candle sticks. i shit you not. Best. Wedding. Ever.
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
All she said was "Do me by Friday."
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