When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
im bored tell me something entertaining
You got period blood on my carpet. I lied to my mom and said it was jam.
He looked at me like he has never had a girl throw up on him before.
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
i think the bruises are from the grocery store. on separate occasions. i've been spending a lot of time drunk at the market lately.
i have a vague recollection of being in the parking deck around 4 this morning, and on monday morning i was naked on the roof.
that would mean it's on tape
the only good thing about him lasting five minutes was that nobody thinks i had sex with him or that im a slut because we were only in the bathroom for five minutes
I think I have vodka in my lungs
I think god is proud of me so he is rewarding me in discounted wine
I have too much respect and admiration for my dick to put it into a situation where he could possibly be killed
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
LOVE ME MORE THAN PIZZA CAN
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
If I had an Australian accent I'd be unstoppable. Teach me how you talk
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
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