Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
And then he said "I can't get blown while Gordon Bombay and Mr. Holland stare at me from the TV"
i just woke up at 8pm naked in my bed, with a fresh haircut. I wonder what barber i went to.
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
Well duh, alcohol and getting fucked up are the world's common languages.
It's ok, I may have just peed outside your car and used your whataburger napkins. Hope you weren't saving them for a special occasion.
I have reverted to folding laundry while watching porn. how much sadder can my life get?
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
So just spent 30 minutes of my life talking to my cousins friend who told me she buys cocaine from a pizza place by asking for extra Parmesan
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
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