Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
Hey man sorry I got all grabby
Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
she just asked me to help her create a twitter page for edward cullen's hair.... seriously.
Our lady landlord called. Dot worry, I handled it. Drunk. Tell her it was Nate. Done. Good. Bye. Drunk.
Forgot to tell you--the bartender at Crowbar set his arm on fire last night. He was doing this "Cocktail" bartender trick of pouring alcohol that was on fire between glasses. Then some leaked out, onto his arm, and set his arm on fire, then his shirt. Exciting! (And he's ok).
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
I have no idea what happened last night, but my pee is neon green.
Slept with the roommate last night and also discovered that she believes in eugenics. I may need to slow down my drinking
Remember the time you puked your contact lens out?
The bar tender had his entire hand down your asscrack.
I forgot about that. I was in MULTIPLE dimensions.
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
found a thong and $20 in my right pocket. it's going to be a good day
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
Had a girl with a moustache tattoo on her hand give me a handjob. That shit was classy as fuck. I felt like I should be wearing a monocle or something.
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