Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
By the way the fattest man alive got married yesterday and I don't even have a boyfriend.
Locked out of the apartment with just a box of wine way to begin the weekend.
get home. someone threw up in the fishtank last night.
I love how I just got my coachella ticket and ecstasy in a package deal.
Who was that couple sleeping in your bed with us last night?
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
If it wasn't for the fact that I drink during my lunch break I'm pretty sure I would have quit this job by now
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
I don’t know if I’m nauseous or just disgusted with myself.
Ahhh, the bane of our relationship.... His mediocre penis
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
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