your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
he kept farting in my kitchen and blaming it on the dog. then we went to wendy's and he spent twenty minutes in the bathroom. im pretty sure he shit his pants.
you should have known when you found out he drove a mini cooper not to hang out with him.
she met some random, took his vcard, peed in his bed, left, and then requested him as her boyfriend on facebook
sorry we overslept. have a good day at work. p.s. thanks for making it feel like my vagina got hit by a train.
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
i'm pregaming while finishing a paper on cardio myocyte contractility in mice. i'm kicking finals week's ass right now
We were eating hotdog buns dipped in French onion dip in lawn chairs at 4am. That drunk
1 be hot 2 flirt with everyone 3 use hotness to make people do things for you. It's a simple model.
By the end of the night I was using him as a leg rest and he was handing me pizza rolls when I wiggled my hand. It's a proven method.
One time she made a chronological chart for the guys she has given blow jobs to, I shit you not.
She walks around topless and loves making sandwiches. That's how a one-night stand turned intoa relationship
So when I walked out, everyone was chanting ONE OF US, someone draped a lei over my head, and then she grabbed my ass and dragged me back into the bedroom. I'd say it was a pretty good night to lose my virginity.
Statistics show that guys with slightly higher IQ scores and overly-trimmed eyebrows have micro penises. It's science.
I was so drunk last night dude. I woke up this morning to my oven being wide open and my pants on the kitchen floor.
She's like the sister I never had that I want to bang.
IT TOOK ME LIKE AN HOUR TO DO THAT. DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS FOR ME TO CONCENTRATE ON ONE THING FOR AN ENTIRE HOUR?!
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