he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
The last two calls in my phone are dominos and 911. I'm not sure how my night went.
he let me duct tape his mouth because i said it was my fetish, i really just wanted him to shut up
someone just puked in the library. they put up caution tape. i totally underestimated finals week.
Max was wondering if he could trade you sex for the use of your jumper cables
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
the thought 'we cant do it, we're in a public place' crossed my mind, and then I realized he's succeeding if he's trying to domesticate me.
elevator sex. pronto.
I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
Summers almost over and we haven't golfed, got naked or had sex yet. Let's do all three in one day, no particular order.
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
I just want a simple guy who likes cats, tattoos, and doing coke off my tits.
After you punched me you ran away and it took an hour to find you... On the wrong floor... Sitting alone saying "it doesnt make sense"
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
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