Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
My mom just called me to tell me that i dont have chlamydia. Awkward.
You were running around drunk in a Toga chasing the frat's Husky. Of course they remember you.
I should've been more social I guess. I feel bad not meeting the people who willingly sucked alcohol out of my navel...
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
I convinced a German girl that I was born while my mom was water skiing and I preceded to barefoot ski behind her via the umbilical cord...
im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
Can't we just go back to fucking and having your boyfriend think you're completely straight?
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
Randomize
