I actually just cleaned easy glide lube off my desk. My life has gone way down hill since I met you.
Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
I hate myself for knowing the words to party in the USA.
I just told someone i was in "addition and subtraction 160".......and they believed me.
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
No our divorce decree will not have a blow job clause. Unless my alimony is greatly increased your bj's have been reduced to fantasy status.....
Finally better. I had to use eye makeup remover to get the purple wine stains off my lips
More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
I had sex on a dinosaur comforter, tell me that does not define my life.
Hey I'm sorry for head butting you last night. Personally I thought it was funny at the time, but I can see how from your perspective it may not have been as enjoyable for you... Hope your lip is okay.
I felt like I should've driven him home but I was holding in a fart and just needed him to leave
I'm too depressed to masturbate. This election is the worst.
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
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