i permit you to call me
Just incase you were wondering, the count of ladies who have perioded on chairs at our fine restaurant is now at 3.
its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
You are the sheppard guiding my vagina away from horrible decisions.
Got drunk. Then they sung "we didnt start the fire" to my other cousin who accidentally burnt down the house when she was younger.
Drunk. I slept-stripped.
By myself.
Do you think he stole that soccer trophy that he gave you for the "best sweater award" from his five year old son?
She's gone now. Left with the wind like a majestic leaf that just rides the invisible current to locations unknown. And dude, her friends were really hot.
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
If your plan is to re-bang every girl you banged in high school - you're gonna need a spread sheet and clip board.
10 shots in she's sitting on the floor using the open dishwasher door as a plate to eat her "life giving" pizza.
We used to bone, but now she's my life coach.
Hypothetically - think of it as Schrodinger's blow-job.
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
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