Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
So I've been thinking a lot since she told me she's prego. But what I want to know is why my voice of reason sounds like Thomas fucking Jane!?
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
i'm sorry, i thought "hey, she wants TO FUCK YOU" was a good enough cue
as it turns out, there is no "i was in the pool" excuse for adderall-induced shrinkage.
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
He fell asleep and I'm awkwardly laying here because all I have to wear is my tutu. I'm pretty sure his roommate is going to be back soon so this should be fun. This is my life now. PS. the background of his phone is a picture of his hedgehog.
You tried to fight everyone, so we kept having her take her shirt off. You were sufficiently distracted...
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
He looked me deeply in the eyes and said "I don't want this to be the last time I see you.. Can I follow you on Instagram"
He dated a girl who could do the damn splits on his dick like how do you compete with that
My roommate randomally bought me two bags of pretzels. Worst "Sorry you can hear me fucking my boyfriend everynight" gift ever.
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
She was calling him Bob Saget and asking him to buy her shots....how do you think the night went?
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