does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.
Why do I feel like the only way for this trip to end is alcohol poisoning?
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
I'm happily sitting on the toilet cause I'm too tired to move. I'm considering making this my permanent residence. It has a lot to offer.
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
Your shirt... Was in my pants
Is it sad or funny that I just bought two pregnancy test at the dollar store to give away to people on New Year's Eve while driving for Uber.
wtf guys I thought we agreed on no more knives. So much for not destroying the house
My mom found your leather pants in our guest room. She doesn't want to know why they are there, she just wants to know if you want them washed.
I wanted to have a threesome but they’re TOO HETERO
Must lick fork, like it's a DICK
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