I've never had a man I enjoyed more than steak
yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
She has puke in her hair, is missing a shoe and is now crying. People trust her to be their child's teacher
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
I got so drunk at the hockey game I bought everyone behind me in concession line a funnel cake.
I'm texting an actual stripper. A male stripper. I dont wanna talk about it yet
Props to the guy blatantly doing coke in the bathroom at the bar. Walked out of the stall with a credit card in hand, sniffing loudly and shouting "choo choo"
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
Anyone would get lost in that field after that much vodka. Trust me... I kind of feel like superman considering I even made it home. Most people would've been face down in a random oilfield. Not this guy.
Dude, you got arrested for trying to direct traffic with your dick....
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