are you still at the devil's house?
I can't get in trouble, i'm smoking a bong in the office right now
Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
Do you need to be saved?
No I think I'm God
If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.
this morning i woke up with my panties on and i knew where i was. success.
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
She just did a bodyshot off herself. I don't care that it's only seven thirty, come pick her up.
my 3 favorite things in life are tequila, dicks, and making sandwiches. that DOES NOT make me a bad person.
I got kicked out of a mexican restaurant last night for being too drunk. This is getting dangerously close to rock bottom
I don't think casual Fridays means I can go to work with dried cum in my hair...
We didn't have sex but he is somehow naked and laying on top of me. his dick is touching my leg and freaking me the fuck out.
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
I went down on her on the dining room table. That should count for something.
How are you and your magical vagina doing today?
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