His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
The last two calls in my phone are dominos and 911. I'm not sure how my night went.
Fuck, now I'm not only the other woman, but the pregnant one
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
His fucking was so lame I considered painting my nails during...
correction: my vagina hates that I'm smart.
Is it bad i hate my job so much I'm actively trying to get fired tonight by drinking all the booze we have so I don't have to show up for my double tomorrow. Four mango vodkas later I have decided I'm a better server drunk.
I'm pretty sure I asked his brother if he was gay while drunkenly falling to the ground.
He used the ring emoji and we've gone out four times. What is my life.
You gave my cousin a blowjob and are facebook friends with my mom. Is there a name for this level of friendship?
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
Drunk him got in a fight with his wife he literally bought a plane ticket and flew to Hawaii. He just called me and asked why I let it happen. From Hawaii hahaha.
Sunburned by dick at the nude beach. Bad. She tried to blow me. But. I. Just. Can't. Saddest day of my life.
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