I will fuck a handful of worms if you hold them
okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
my six pack is really starting to show since I started fucking everything that moves
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
We carried on a casual conversation about plants while I gave him a hand job.
im drinking tequila tonight so will you babysit my bra?
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
I'm in charge of his party but you're a paramedic, we're both needed.
my vagina can't take this anxiety. there is no way he is 19 and this smooth. he's lying about his age or he's a goddamn sexual prodigy
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
Woke up from a black out in a strangers Jeep without phone, shoes, or wallet.
I kept falling all over the place and yelled at the bouncer you can't kick me out I'm from Texas.
After the 2nd person threw up, you told us that your 'mint shooters' were just shots of mint mouthwash
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