I'm home alone watching The Hills seasons, eating pickles and drinking straight rye. I just googled "how to make friends". Probably not the most pro-active solution. Help.
i really wish facebook had an app for when you are looking at a chick's photo album, you could just skip to the ones where she and/or her friends are dressed like skanks
For some reason fuck navy didn't go over quite as well as say fuck michigan;
I'm not saying he has herpes, I'm just saying he slept with my friend that has herpes.
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
When I realized it was a dog, and I still had a boner, it was awkward.
Dude, just look at these fucking curtains and chill out.
Who wrote Most Moistest Dad on my chest and what the fuck does it mean?!?
He just ranted to some customer about fourth of July being ruined and I just shouted USA the whole time in the background. It was kinda epic
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
Obviously last night's theme was "Let's Make Bad Life Choices"
Good friends go out of their way to crop dust your ex not once but twice. I knew we were friends for a reason
STOP PUTTING PICTURES OF JONAH HILL IN MY KITCHEN CABINETS!
BUT DID YOU RIDE THAT DICK INTO THE SUNSET THO?
The usual, icing my vag with a chimichanga.
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