kristin has been a bad kristin
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
Jesus knows you're telling a lie.
Jesus stopped reading my text messages when I started drunk texting boys to hookup
New dating criteria: what kind of ex will this person be?
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
My phone really needs to stop auto correcting "library" to "ovary".
you know, even black out drunk I can always remember the exact point where I should have stopped drinking.
gave myself the "you're a really good girlfriend" talk on the way to where i intentionally cheated on him. i am my own drunken therapist.
ive realized i need to start an "avoid moving in with my parents after graduation" fund
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
Apparently the Massachusetts Bay Transit Authority severely looks down on Chinese firedrills on a public bus
Yeah but the people love.
Omg drank too much. Threw up in my Santa hat on the train and then of course it leaked all over me.
I've orgasmed so many times tonight I think I've become enlightened
He couldn't undo my bra. He ended up breaking the clasp he clawed at it so long. We met on Tinder for God sake
Tequila should only be paired with the finest of dick
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