THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
i had a dream that your penis turned into a long neck dinosaur
did it start talking like on Land before time?
I just got invited to go home with a married couple...
Me and my dog bond so much when im high.
I don't think he understands what an important role his penis plays in my level of self esteem
You need to get here now. Before they realize I'm not puerto rican.
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
I still can't believe he came down from his hiding place in the tree voluntarily because he didn't want us to have to talk to the cops alone...
We literally just Chinese fire drilled so I could give him road head.
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
Oh yes there is. Now I'm the sad one. Please organize my life. And I will demoralize yours.
She just walked up to him and was like "you should fuck Angela" and it worked! She is the ultimate wingman
5% want to drink juice and feel better, 95% just want to touch your butt
yup and then I snapped out of it and realized I was playing beer pong against a 4 year old... and losing
Are you alive? Cause this is my official "im actually alive" text.
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