her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
im flying all the way to minnesota to see him for four days... cutest-best-friend-reunion or most-epic-booty-call-ever?
who says it cant be both...
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
I was mixing candy canes and coors light and was in a great place.
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
he told me to hold it and try to write my name in the snow and it seemed like a bonding moment because neither one of us had ever done that before. i didn't anticipate it vibrating and weirding me out therefore making me let go and get my hand peed on.
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
Question: If I got in a car accident and lost my memory of us, would you work your way back just so we could be fuck buddies again?
I'm watching The Vow and just need to know that I'm loved in some way
I. recorded a message of me yelling at myself to "get up out of that bed" and set it an alarm. REALLY loud
So I'm about to drive his drunk ass home and he spits on my car. Before I can say, "Dude, what the fuck?!", he puts his finger to my lips and goes "shhh, its in the past."
She left a blunt and poutine on my nightstand with a note saying "went to the gym. be ready for round three when I get back" I love Canadian chicks
Just kidding. Don't worry, you're getting sugar and orgasms for Valentine's day.
Damn it. Can't order pizza. Can't do the hot tub. No one to invite over for loud, kinky sex. What's the point of being here alone?!
I fear our relationship is coming to an end. Last night I felt the need to bloody apologise for waking him up with a blow job.
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
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