The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
that's why i date skinny girls, they don't realize how small it is.
Travelers Top-Tip: Europeans do not appreciate being repeatedly referred to as "gypsy" regardless of how good your Borat impression is.
please tell me you're in jail and for some reason they have wifi
It's just not a Friday night unless I'm getting propositioned by a guy in a wheelchair via Facebook messenger...
He wants to buy me a drink to apologize for sending me a pic of his dick. Welcome to my life.
The number of tpain songs that actually relate to my life right now is embarrassing.
Step 1: chug a red bull vodka with no ice Step 2: chase that with a shot of wild turkey Step 3: chase that with a shot of tequila
Step 4: your drunk
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
Because you hugged a homeless guy, and I paid him 5 bucks to give us our giraffe balloon animal back. That's why.
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
the walk of shame isn't very shameful when your mom tells you she's proud of you.
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
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