i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
All I had with a note saying that my shoes are in the ceiling and good luck.
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
the last thing I heard was you screaming as the rodeo team herded you to the next party
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
There is a doctor sitting next to me at lunch talking about the engorged scrotum surgery he did this morning and I am about to lose my professional grown adult facade.
Hired a new intern today and we have something in common. I blew her boyfriend in high school. Do you think she knows?
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
Randomize